4 hours ago · 14,731 notes · Source · Reblogged from occidentalthoughts

Anonymous asked: “So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.”

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

6 hours ago · 849 notes · Source · Reblogged from myblue42

taniaconfettiandthetardis221b:


larryaddicts:

figureitoutslowly:

thisisnotlogansblog:

anjunamanda:

ethnicink:

“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.

Omfg that’s so sick.

hopefully she’ll get all countries filled in omg i’m so excited for her

normally i’m not big on tattoos but this is awesome

hopefully over my lifetime on tumblr I see updated versions of this

whoa 

taniaconfettiandthetardis221b:

larryaddicts:

figureitoutslowly:

thisisnotlogansblog:

anjunamanda:

ethnicink:

“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.

Omfg that’s so sick.

hopefully she’ll get all countries filled in omg i’m so excited for her

normally i’m not big on tattoos but this is awesome

hopefully over my lifetime on tumblr I see updated versions of this

whoa 

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paperskull:

thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

I want to marry Leslie Knope

2 days ago · 520,933 notes · Source · Reblogged from kennyjb

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

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4 days ago · 38,515 notes · Source · Reblogged from bussyhole

Three or four different things in my life are changing rapidly.

I do not like change.

4 days ago · 0 notes

cubonwheels asked: “I,K,R,T”

I.  Last time I felt jealous:

A couple of hours ago when I got to see my mother’s new car for the first time.  I was supposed to be getting a new one too, but instead I’ll be waiting a year.  Not proud of how jealous I am.

K.  What I hate:

Selfishness, drama, bad drivers, cigarettes.

R.  10 Curiosities:

1. What it’s like to do hard drugs
2. Why do people believe the bible
3. Have we already made first contact with aliens
4. What Max Adler looks like naked
5. Why Robin Williams killed himself
6. Who is going to be the next President
7. Where will I be living in 5 years
8. When are the Buffalo Bills going to win a Super Bowl
9. Why people get stretched earlobes
10. Who am I going to marry

T. 5 things I love unconditionally:

1. Betty White
2. My cousins
3. Arnold Palmer beverages
4. The Buffalo Bills
5. Making out

6 days ago · 0 notes

lezbromance:

Ask me :)
A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.H - The last person I hugged.I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.J - How old I am.K- What i hate.L - If I have siblings.M - If I forgive betrayal.N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.O - If I like my school.P - What kind of music I like.Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.S - 2 habits.T- 5 things I love unconditionally.U - How many texts I send daily.V - 3 big dreams.W - An idol.X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.Y - If I like my town and why.Z - Ask any question you want.

lezbromance:

Ask me :)

A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What i hate.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

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